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Here are the words, everyone sing along!

In the not-too-distant future- Next Sunday, A.D.- There was a guy named Joel, Not too different than you or me. He worked in a satellite loading bay, Just polishing switches to pay his way, He did his job well with a cheerful face, But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space. We'll send him cheesy movies, The worst ever made. Joel says when you got lemons, You make lemonade. Now keep in mind he can't control, When the movies begin or end, Because he used the extra parts, To make his robot friends. Robot roll-call- -Cambot- -Servo- -Gypsy- -Crow!- If you're wondering how he eats and breathes And other science facts, just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show, I should really just relax for Mystery Science Theater 3000."

My first was WILD REBELS. It's something you don't forget. Kind of like your first kiss. I was living with my parents and still in high school when I started to notice the commercials on The Comedy Channel. They were advertising the strangest show I'd ever seen. There were the silhouettes of some puppets sitting in theater seats in front of one of the worst films ever made, and they were cracking jokes to the screen. Brilliant! I promptly set my VCR and forgot about the odd program until the next week. I found the tape in the VCR and couldn't remember what the heck it was. The moment I pressed play, one of the greatest obsessions of my life began.

 

What's New

12-14-99

Special thanks and kudos go to Mr. Franklin Trumpy (You can do magic Trumpy!) for getting my web hosting set up and to Susan Zeigler for taking care of the DNS. Look ma! I've got web!

12-15-99

This site is under construction. There's scads of work to be done. Check back early and often.

5-13-00

Got off my duff and finally started updating and finishing this page. Part of my MST3K collection is in the Other Weirdness section. More on the way soon!

9-28-00

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Well, I finished Tom Servo and Crow over the last month. The "How to Build Servo" section is done. Crow will be up soon. I'll also be posting more pictures of the bots soon. Stay tuned!

 

Note: Please ignore the "Tickle-Me Jerry Garcia" doll
which somehow ended up in the picture.

       

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Got questions, comments, complaints, or other random statements? Get in touch with me at the links below.

Electronic mail

General Information: Bill@mst3000.net
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